I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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