You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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