You can't special order awesome
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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