Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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