I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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