I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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