Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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