Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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