come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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