that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
