It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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