So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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