I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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