Pappa wants mamma naked
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest