I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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