it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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