Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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