i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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