After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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