I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
...so i touched it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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