Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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