I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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