end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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