We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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