she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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