I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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