At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
