That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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