Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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