Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Of course I have a pirate flag
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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