On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I intend to get homeless drunk
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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