So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
All I want is dick and wine.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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