Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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