Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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