I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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