he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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