tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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