therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How's work?
Spinning.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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