Whats the glycemic index on semen?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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