That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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