Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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