jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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