i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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