the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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