am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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