who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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