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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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