my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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