Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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My vagina is officially offended.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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