so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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