Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He passed out mid-signature
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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