I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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