why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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