Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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