He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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