I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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