remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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