I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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