glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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