thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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