He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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