that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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